That Time of Year

May your December be unbothered.

And painless.

And affordable.

And flu-free.*

Pro tip: Lock the doors. Turn off the lights. They’ll eventually go away.

Hmm, what? You have something to say?

Why, thank you! (blushing)

Happy Soon-to-be-January!

 

*tip for a virus-free ‘holiday’ –> deposit all homemade food gifts here:

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, Merry Christmas.

Seriously, don’t eat the cookies.

 

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